After the LA Dodgers defeated the Atlanta Braves last night to take the Division Series, a Braves fan wrote a letter to Republican Congressman Jack Kingston to demand outlawing baseball until LA negotiated over relinquishing the Division Series championship:
"But just because we couldn't score enough runs, the Dodgers refuse to relinquish the title — and worse, they won't even discuss it," Kaplan wrote. "LA's stubborn refusal to even talk to us about reversing the results of this series is un-sportsmanlike and un-American. But there is an answer: If the Dodgers won't listen to the cries of average Americans like you and me, then Congress should outlaw Major League Baseball until the Dodgers cave."
That fan is a Boehner in training. Move him from the minor leagues, to the GOP DC major league franchise. Boehner, incapable of understanding irony because it has no place in country club golfing, would welcome the "support."