https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rub-a-dub-dub:
[...] In 1842 James Orchard Halliwell collected the following version:
Rub a dub dub,
Three fools in a tub,
And who do you think they be?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick maker.
Turn them out, knaves all three.[4]
[...]
I like it. Readers are on their own on this thought. Partisan? Perhaps just simple truth - the simpler, the better.

