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See, https://emptywheel.net/2026/04/26/dinner-and-a-show-what-isnt-being-discussed-after-whca-nerd-prom/ for context.
Ballroom? There's an easy answer. Use a larger size of jockey shorts.
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Ripe for the hype: Pick the Yahoo carried story that moves you the most, here or here.