The Iranians prefer Vance as a lead negotiator, since the two buffoons have backstabbed, and are of a more limited capability.
If Trump wants negotiations in bad faith, while positioning military assets, he's always got Stephen Miller to send instead of Vance. Miller proposing a deal where Iran can deport all its historical minority people to the Russian steppes, with the roundup and shipping costs paid for by 70% enriched Uranium sold at market value. Making the Iranian National Guard as effective as ICE? Or like Border Patrol, in the Bovino image?
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How could Iran turn down such a deal? Autocrats of a feather, flocking together?

