How about a Romney - Adelson ticket? Between them they could release three tons of tax returns; offshore holdings disclosures; all that. One gambles the financial casino Bain game, the other Vegas and Asia casinos of the tangible kind.
Latest on Adelson, here, here and here. Do your own Romney reading. Releasing tax returns using a fork lift; accountants probably paid by the page and by the deduction or credit; but then so little due, so little paid.