This is no joke. Hat tip to PiPress.
WOW!
I don't know if they use communion wafers, but if so, what about a free wafer toaster? Banks don't give free toasters any more.
There is more ...
Is this what the term "making religion relevant" means? Can you add anything to what they say themselves? Their website, here. I need to give that link to prove I did not make it all up. It is real.
Have a nice, safe, sober holiday. Don't get nabbed driving drunk.