For those intent to go to caucus, please, understand the "to caucus" process this way:
TO MARKET
To market, to market, to buy a fat pig.
Home again, home again, jiggety jig.
To market, to market, to buy a fat hog,
Home again, home again, jiggety jog.
To market, to market, to buy a plum bun,
Home again, home again, market is done.
Then, if your chosen candidate does not fare well and you wonder about the cluster of absolute idiots who outvoted you:
FOR EVERY EVIL
For every evil under the sun
There is a remedy or there is none.
If there be one, seek till you find it;
If there be none, never mind it.