Yes, the base is unequivocal, the petition undeniable.
Inexorable.
Kill joys would intrude. Who are such bureaucrats, to deny the will of We The People? The inalienable right of We The People. The cherished entrenched tradition of We The People.
We The People, having Our The Priorities.
SO: Oppose bureaucratic intrusions. Sign the petition.
And if you go there, go there fully Constitutional, and carry!