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Thursday, October 08, 2015

Had an email the text of which is the post, for all the choice hating gun loving Republican friends in CD6, SD35, Anoka County, and of course, Ramsey.

Here it is:

"How about we treat every young man who wants to buy a gun like every woman who wants to get an abortion — mandatory 48-hr waiting period, parental permission, a note from his doctor proving he understands what he's about to do, a video he has to watch about the effects of gun violence, an ultrasound wand up the ass (just because). Let's close down all but one gun shop in every state and make him travel hundreds of miles, take time off work, and stay overnight in a strange town to get a gun. Make him walk through a gauntlet of people holding photos of loved ones who were shot to death, people who call him a murderer and beg him not to buy a gun."

And, last and actually least. Let's have policy pitbull numero uno Ted Cruz added at the paragraph end, and have him hating on guns and wanting the NRA defunded. Critical of McConnell if denied a demogouging floor speech opportunity by a cloture move. SNAFU Ted ...


What a Canadian, that Ted Cruz. He was born there, wasn't he? The birthers are after him, all over the nation of birth question, aren't they? Fair game for the experience, Mr. Cruz, isn't he? Or am I misunderstanding the detailed birther Gestalt, its nuances, its strategic elasticity?