It seems time for Ken Martin to apologize for the Republican handling of the Michelle MacDonald endorsement snub by Keith Downey; and Downey in turn to apologize for Franken's cones. For Emmer to apologize for rollerblades; and for the anonymous perp to come forward and apologize to Laura Brod for invasion of her privacy. Hagedorn could next apologize for causing a primary; and Entenza could - well, simply apologize.
Entenza and Michele Bachmann could hold a joint press conference, each apologizing for the other's blind ambition and unsound judgment while Kent Sorenson could apologize for waiting so long to cut a plea deal.
Get it over with, so real issues can percolate to the forefront. Or is that asking too much?
Is it like asking Libyan leadership to step forward and apologize for something? Forty dozen people would step forward and then start shooting at one another. Ditto, Iraq. Great job, establishing "democracy" via the military. Colin Powell could apologize for lying; and Cheney could come forward and finally apologize for Rumsfeld.
Gingrich could come forward and apologize for the lying "pay less" part of his all too recent trifecta mantra.
Roberts and friends, they could come forward and apologize for corporations are people stupidities. That's overdue.
Obama? He could apologize for winning elections, and the GOP could apologize for candidacies and strategies fostering that result - indeed making it virtually inevitable.
Romeny should apologize to the 47%, and to the other 52% he indirectly insulted in thinking it Holy Writ that only the 1% matter.
I should apologize to developers and consultants? Sure, okay, sorry guys.
What else?
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Hat tip to Jon Tevlin. I apologize for not noting his item sooner.