This link.
In a show like that a cameo appearance would do, for Michele Bachmann, as a reincarnated 15th Century serf, wholly uneducated but driven by a scaffolding of loosely tied together superstition and a canny peasant ability to foresee and avoid the heel of leadership while otherwise wanting incredibly to rise above her station. Ends up after a play in three episodes being written out, after discovering a talent to turn dross into gold, and not afterward in any scripts. What would Nietzsche say? Tune in. Find out.
UPDATE: Dross into gold? This link.