Today in the steady cold rain I was driving along Alpine and there was a line of folks at the clubhouse turn of the Northfork golf course, standing there for some incomprehensible reason, in the steady rain.
It reminded me of Lee Trevino's answer to a reporter asking what he'd do if finding himself in the middle of an open golf course during a lightning storm. Trevino said he'd hold up a 1-iron, "Because even God cannot hit a 1-iron."