"Underdog: Kurt Zellers wants to tell you about a hardscrabble farm, not his stepdad's $1,763,823.07 farm subsidy payments." Hardscrabble big bucks? Where automatic wire transfer deposits can obviate any onerous walk the half-mile to the highway to check the mail, rev up the Lincoln Towncar, bring the welfare subsidy check to the bank, etc.?

Crabgrass headlining here is quoting a headline from Bluestem Prairie where - trust me - the detail is funnier than the headline.