The picture is of Darren Dashboard, his sidekick H., and his faithful Horse, McG.
Having tied down and vanquished dissent by the tracks, Darren D. has let on to a secret only acolytes share, the magical mystery dashboard, with game-the-gullible acoutrements and detail never seen by the public, indeed even officials find it off limit because of competitive advantage, and possibly national security is at stake. Yet Crabgrass has attained and publishes this image of the magical mystery Dashboard that will be responsible for take-it-to-the-bank for certain big time real estate closings by June:
Isn't it special? It consumes money and produces signs. Can you top that? Results you say? You want results? Don't be crude.