consultants are sandburs

Monday, January 20, 2014

How to spin pro football in a new, unique way? Seattle PI online, "Legal marijuana states to face off in Bong Bowl".

Here. This sample:

But, it’s all fun and games until someone bogarts a joint at the Bud Bowl … Silver Haze Bowl … Weed Bowl … Bong Bowl … Stoner Bowl … Hell, the world’s just getting started!

“Pass The Doritos Bowl”

The only two states in the union (and two of only three places on the planet) where marijuana is not only legal but have a budding legal system for growing and selling will face each other in the Super Bowl.

I don't know about that "two of only three places on the planet" claim. You cannot believe everything you read on the Internet.

But it is a fact. This Super Bowl features teams from Seattle, Washington, and Denver, Colorado. Somebody tell Coach Zimmer and the Wilfs. They might lobby ...

Make it a new ALEC cause? One for the home team. Give ALEC's local darling Kiffmeyer food for thought? Doritos?

No comments: